Kenny's Booger Story letra

Kenny:
Before, uh while I was away in boarding school lived with Ronnie by the name of Dwight Demith. Uh, used to live there with Ronnie an' they would uh, instead of blowing their nose on a handkerchief they would, uh, stick their finger up in their nose and uh, pull out all their boogers an' smear em' on the window. Uh, I don't know, I always thought it was crazy, an' it didn't look good, an' after a while, I mean you couldn't see out the window! He-hunh!

FZ:
Did you ever do that?
Kenny:
Uhh, I may have added one or two on there, yeah.

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