Half A Dozen Provocative Squats letra

The clock upon the wall
Has struck the midnight hour
She finishes her call
Her girlfriend's in the shower

Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing!

Half a dozen provocative squats
Out of the shower she squeezes her spots
Brushes her teeth
Shoots a deodorant spray up her twat
(It's getting her, getting her
Hot - Oh-woh-woh-woh-woh-woh)

She's just twenty-four
And she can't get off
A sad but typical case - yeah
Last dude to do her got in and got soft
She blew it and laughed in his face, yeah
Face, yeah
Yeah

Frank Zappa - Letras

• 200 Motels Fineale
• 200 Years Old
• 5050
• 9/8 Objects
• A Few Moments With Brother A. West
• A Game Of Cards
• A Little Green Rosetta
• A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
• A Token Of My Extreme
• A Typical Sound Check
• Absolutely Free
• Advance Romance
• Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
• Agency Man
• Ain't Got No Heart
• Alley Cat
• America Drinks
• America Drinks & Goes Home
• Amnesia Vivace
• Andy
• Any Downers?
• Any Kind Of Pain
• Any Way The Wind Blows
• Anything
• Apostrophe(')
• Approximate
• Are You Hung Up?
• Are You Upset?
• Artificial Rhonda
• At The Gas Station
• Babbette
• Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
• Baby Snakes
• Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
• Bacon Fat
• Baked-Bean Boogie
• Bamboozled By Love
• Be In My Video
• Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
• Beauty Knows No Pain
• Big Leg Emma
• Big Swifty
• Billy The Mountain
• Black Napkins
• Bobby Brown
• Bobby Brown Goes Down
• Bow Tie Daddy
• Briefcase Boogie
• Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
• Brown Moses
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
• Bwana Dik
• Call Any Vegetable
• Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
• Camarillo Brillo
• Can't Afford No Shoes
• Carol, You Fool
• Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
• Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
• Catholic Girls
• Centerville
• Chana In De Bushwop
• Charles Ives
• Charlie's Enormous Mouth
• Charva
• Cheap Thrills
• Cheepnis
• Chocolate Halvah
• Chunga's Revenge
• Church Chat
• City Of Tiny Lites
• City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
• Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
• Clowns On Velvet
• Cocaine Decisions
• Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
• Cock-Suckers' Ball
• Concentration Moon
• Conehead
• Cops & Buns
• Cosmik Debris
• Crew Slut
• Cruising For Burgers
• Cucamonga
• Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
• Dance Contest
• Dancin' Fool
• Debra Kadabra
• Dental Hygeine Dilemma
• Dental Hygiene Dilemma
• Deseri
• Dew On The Newts We Got
• Dickie's Such An Asshole
• Didja Get Any Onya?
• Dinah Moe Humm
• Directly From My Heart To You
• Dirty Love
• Disco Boy
• Diseases Of The Band
• Do You Like My New Car?
• Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
• Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
• Dog Breath
• Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
• Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
• Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
• Dong Work For Yuda
• Doreen
• Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
• Drafted Again
• Drop Dead
• Drowning Witch
• Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
• Drums Are Too Noisy
• Duke Of Prunes
• Dumb All Over
• Dummy Up
• Easy Meat
• Echidna's Arf (Of You)
• Eddie, Are You Kidding?
• Electric Aunt Jemima
• Elvis Has Just Left The Building
• Envelops The Bath Tub
• Epilogue
• Evelyn, A Modified Dog
• Excentrifugal Forz
• Father O'Blivion
• Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
• Fifty-Fifty
• Find Her Finer
• Fine Girl
• Flakes
• Flambay
• Florentine Pogen
• Flower Punk
• For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
• For The Young Sophisticate
• Fountain Of Love
• Frank Zappa
• Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
• Fuck Yourself
• Galoot Up-Date
• Geneva Farewell
• German Lunch
• Get A Little
• Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
• Goblin Girl
• God Bless America
• Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
• Happy Together
• Harder Than Your Husband
• Harry & Rhonda
• Harry-As-A-Boy
• Harry, You're A Beast
• He Used To Cut The Grass
• He's So Gay
• Heavenly Bank Account
• Help, I'm a Rock
• Here Lies Love
• Holding The Group Back
• Holiday In Berlin
• Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
• Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
• Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
• Hot Poop
• How Could I Be Such A Fool
• How Could I Be Such A Fool?
• Hungry Freaks, Daddy
• I Ain't Got No Heart
• I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
• I Come From Nowhere
• I Don't Even Care
• I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
• I Have Been In You
• I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
• I'm A Band Leader
• I'm A Beautiful Guy
• I'm Not Satisfied
• I'm So Cute
• I'm So Happy I Could Cry
• I'm Stealing The Towels
• I'm The Slime
• Ian Underwood Whips It Out
• If Only She Woulda
• If We'd All Been Living In California...
• In France
• Inca Roads
• Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
• Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
• It Can't Happen Here
• It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
• Janet's Big Dance Number
• JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
• JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
• Jelly Roll Gum Drop
• Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
• Jewish Princess
• Jezebel Boy
• Joe's Garage
• Johnny Darling
• Jones Crusher
• Jumbo Go Away
• Just One More Time
• Kaiser Rolls
• Kangaroos
• Keep It Greasey
• Keep It Greasy
• Kenny's Booger Story
• King Kong
• Later That Night
• Latex Solar Beef
• Lemme Take You To The Beach
• Let's Make The Water Turn Black
• Let's Move To Cleveland
• Library Card
• Like It Or Not
• Little Girl Of Mine
• Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
• Little House I Used To Live In
• Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
• Little Rubber Girl
• Little Umbrellas
• Lonely Little Girl
• Lonesome Cowboy Burt
• Lonesome Cowboy Nando
• Lonesome Electric Turkey
• Lost In A Whirlpool
• Louie Louie
• Love Of My Life
• Love Story
• Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
• Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
• Lumpy Gravy I
• Magdalena
• Magic Fingers
• Man With The Woman Head
• Mary Lou
• Massagio Galore
• Master Ringo
• Meow
• Moggio
• Mom & Dad
• Montana
• Montana (Whipping Floss)
• More Trouble Every Day
• Mother People
• Motherly Love
• Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
• Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
• Mr. Green Genes
• Ms. Pinky
• Mudd Club
• Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
• Muffin Man
• Murder By Numbers
• My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
• My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
• My Head?
• Mystery Roach
• Nanook Rubs It
• Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
• Nig Biz
• No No No
• No Not Now
• No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
• No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
• No, No Cherry
• Oh No
• Oh-Umm
• On The Bus
• Once Upon A Time
• Our Bizarre Relationship
• Outside Now
• Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
• Packard Goose
• Panty Rap
• Peaches En Regalia
• Peaches III
• Penguin In Bondage
• Penis Dimension
• Pick Me, I'm Clean
• Planet Of My Dreams
• Planet Of The Baritone Women
• Plastic People
• Po-Jama People
• Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
• Porn Wars
• Pound For A Brown
• Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
• Progress?
• Prologue
• Promiscuous
• Proto-Minimalism
• Punky's Whips
• Pygmy Twylite
• Pygmy Twylyte
• Rat Tomago
• Redneck Eats
• Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
• Rhymin' Man
• Ride My Face To Chicago
• Right There
• Ring Of Fire
• Road Ladies
• Ronnie Sings?
• Ronnie's Booger Story
• Room Service
• Rubber Shirt
• Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
• Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
• Ruthie-Ruthie
• Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
• San Ber'dino
• Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
• Scrutinizer Extreme
• Scrutinizer Postlude
• Semi-Fraudulent...
• Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
• Sex
• Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
• Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
• Sharleena
• She Painted Up Her Face
• Shove It Right In
• Sleep Dirt
• Sleeping In A Jar
• Smell My Beard
• Society Pages
• Sofa #2
• Soft-sell Conclusion
• Son Of Mr. Green Genes
• Son Of Orange County
• Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
• Spider Of Destiny
• St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
• St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
• Status Back Baby
• Stevie's Spanking
• Stick It Out
• Stick Together
• Stink-Foot
• Stinkfoot
• Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
• Stuff Up The Cracks
• Suicide Chump
• Sweet Leilani
• Sy Borg
• Take Me Out To The Ball Game
• Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
• Tears Began To Fall
• Teen-Age Prostitute
• Teen-Age Wind
• Teenage Wind
• Telephone Conversation
• Tell Me You Love Me
• Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
• That Evil Prince
• The 'Torchum' Never Stops
• The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
• The Air
• The Birth Of Captain Beefheart
• The Black Page
• The Blackouts
• The Blue Light
• The Booger Man
• The Central Scrutinizer
• The Closer You Are
• The Crab-Grass Baby
• The Dangerous Kitchen
• The Dead Girls Of London
• The Dick Kunc Story
• The Downtown Talent Scout
• The Duke of Prunes
• The Duke Regains His Chops
• The Evil Prince
• The Finale
• The Florida Airport Tape
• The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
• The Girls Dream
• The Groupie Routine
• The Idiot Bastard Son
• The Illinois Enema Bandit
• The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
• The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
• The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
• The Little House I Used To Live
• The Little March
• The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
• The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
• The Mammy Nuns
• The Man From Utopia
• The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
• The Massive Improve'lence
• The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
• The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)
• The Motel Room
• The Mud Shark
• The Orange County Lumber Truck
• The Poodle Lecture
• The Radio Is Broken
• The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
• The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
• The Sealed Tuna Bolero
• The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
• The Torture Never Stops
• The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
• The Uncle Meat Variations
• The Untouchables
• The Voice Of Cheese
• The White Boy Troubles
• They Made Me Eat It
• This Ain't CNN
• This is Phaze III
• This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
• This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
• This Town Is Just A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
• This Town Is Just A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
• Tiger Roach
• Time Is Money
• Tink Walks Amok
• Tinsel-Town Rebellion
• Tinseltown Rebellion
• Tiny Sick Tears
• Titties 'N' Beer
• Titties & Beer
• Toads Of The Short Forest
• Trouble Every Day
• Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
• Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
• Truck Driver Divorce
• Tryin' To Grow A Chin
• Tuna Fish Bolero
• Tuna Fish Promenade
• Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
• Uncle Bernie's Farm
• Uncle Remus
• Undaunted, The Band Plays On
• Underground Freak-Out Music
• Valarie
• Valley Girl
• Very Distraughtening
• Village Of The Sun
• Watermelon In Easter Hay
• We Are Not Alone
• We Can Shoot You
• We Gotta Get Into Something Real
• We're Turning Again
• Weasels Ripped My Flesh
• Welcome To The United States
• Wet T-Shirt Nite
• What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
• What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
• What Kind Of Girl?
• What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning?
• What's New In Baltimore?
• What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
• What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
• When The Lie's So Big
• Where Is Johnny Velvet?
• Where's Our Equipment?
• Whippin' Post
• Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
• White Ugliness
• Who Are The Brain Police?
• Who Needs The Peace Corps?
• Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
• Why Don't You Like Me?
• Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
• Wild Love
• Willie The Pimp
• Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
• Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
• Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
• Wistful With A Fist-Full
• Won Ton On
• Wonderful Tattoo!
• Wonderful Wino
• Would You Go All The Way?
• Would You Like A Snack?
• Wowie Zowie
• Wplj
• Wplj (for Deuces)
• Ya Hozna
• Yo Cats
• Yo' Mama
• You Are What You Is
• You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
• You Call That Music?
• You Didn't Try To Call Me
• You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
• Your Mouth
• Zomby Woof
• Zoot Allures